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'These yellow lines are pointless'

7:00am Friday 21st November 2008

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Are these the most pointless street markings in Oxford?

These examples of stunted double-yellow lines have been spotted at locations across the city, prompting people to question the logic behind them.

The shortest lines measured by the Oxford Mail, in Wharton Road, Headington, stretched to one metre — still much shorter than a 2.7-metre-long Smart car.

Steven Johnson, who lives in the house overlooking the markings, said they sprang up last year as part of the area’s controlled-parking zone.

He said: “There was a consultation from the county council in April 2007. They asked us if we wanted double-yellow lines or a single white line in front of our driveway.

“We asked for a white line, but they came and painted double-yellows anyway. When we asked them to change it, they burned off the yellow lines in front of our driveway, but left this small section next to the residents’ parking bay.”

His son Ross said: “It’s ridiculous. I’ve always wondered if they were the shortest double-yellow lines in Oxford.

“I don’t know why they didn’t get rid of them. They don’t do anything anyway, people still park how they want around here.”

Meanwhile, in Mill Street, West Oxford, a pair of yellow lines measuring 1.47 metres appeared this week, while two metre-long examples have long existed in St Michael’s street, off Cornmarket Street.

At Mallams, the auctioneers directly opposite the lines, owner Ben Lloyd said: “I have seen people get parking tickets many times when they have strayed on to the double-yellow lines.

“I think the reasoning behind them is the disabled parking bays which are either end of our loading bay — I think they are there to keep cars away and give disabled access.

“For the last 10 years I have been communicating with the county council to try to get a double loading bay out here. It causes chaos at the moment, with people parking in disabled bays and vans in the middle of the street.”

Oxfordshire County Council, which is responsible for the markings, declined to give the annual cost of painting double-yellows, and said it was funded “by a range of different organisations”.

A spokesman said the short double-yellows were used to protect dropped kerbs in spots away from junctions and to keep narrow accesses free to allow residents to get cycles or wheelchairs out without being blocked by cars.

The council also said the lines were used to keep parked cars off fire hyd- rants, and to separate car parking spaces that had different time limits.

"Oxfordshire County Council is always willing to examine residents’ queries regarding any highway matter that we are involved in. We would be happy to discuss any issue that the Wharton Road family might have regarding the lines," said the spokesman.


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PaulSte, Oxford says...
9:22am Fri 21 Nov 08

So the yellow lines are pointless then (see below). What kind of pathetic journalism is this?

Oxfordshire County Council, which is responsible for the markings, declined to give the annual cost of painting double-yellows, and said it was funded “by a range of different organisations”.

A spokesman said the short double-yellows were used to protect dropped kerbs in spots away from junctions and to keep narrow accesses free to allow residents to get cycles or wheelchairs out without being blocked by cars.

The council also said the lines were used to keep parked cars off fire hyd- rants, and to separate car parking spaces that had different time limits.

PaulSte, Oxford says...
9:31am Fri 21 Nov 08

PaulSte wrote:
So the yellow lines are pointless then (see below). What kind of pathetic journalism is this? Oxfordshire County Council, which is responsible for the markings, declined to give the annual cost of painting double-yellows, and said it was funded “by a range of different organisations”. A spokesman said the short double-yellows were used to protect dropped kerbs in spots away from junctions and to keep narrow accesses free to allow residents to get cycles or wheelchairs out without being blocked by cars. The council also said the lines were used to keep parked cars off fire hyd- rants, and to separate car parking spaces that had different time limits.
Presumably the Oxford Mail would prefer parked cars to be parked on fire hydrants and for wheelchair access to be blocked?

Simon33, Oxford says...
10:24am Fri 21 Nov 08

A very interesting and funny story.

Worth considering writing to the Guinness Book of Records.

Orchard, Cowley says...
11:05am Fri 21 Nov 08

Reminds me of an old joke, there was an Irishman painting yellow lines by the curb. Someone asks him what is the single line for and he answers
"No parking at all"
So they ask what is the double line for? He thinks for a moment and says
"No parking at all, at all!"

No offence meant.

PaulSte, Oxford says...
11:22am Fri 21 Nov 08

Simon33 wrote:
A very interesting and funny story. Worth considering writing to the Guinness Book of Records.
Yes, in terms of most dismal barrel scraping journalism ever.

beetle & wedge, Chippy says...
12:05pm Fri 21 Nov 08

PaulSte wrote:
PaulSte wrote: So the yellow lines are pointless then (see below). What kind of pathetic journalism is this? Oxfordshire County Council, which is responsible for the markings, declined to give the annual cost of painting double-yellows, and said it was funded “by a range of different organisations”. A spokesman said the short double-yellows were used to protect dropped kerbs in spots away from junctions and to keep narrow accesses free to allow residents to get cycles or wheelchairs out without being blocked by cars. The council also said the lines were used to keep parked cars off fire hyd- rants, and to separate car parking spaces that had different time limits.
Presumably the Oxford Mail would prefer parked cars to be parked on fire hydrants and for wheelchair access to be blocked?
If you're a big enough moron to block a hydrant or wheelchair access how's two pennorth of paint going to stop you? People with a brain can work this out for themselves. Half-wits shouldn't be driving.

RJinoxford, Headington says...
3:44pm Fri 21 Nov 08

Wharton Road is a prime example of wasted local money on pointless road markings and signs just so the local government and councils can charge us to park outside our own houses.
Why do we need 40+ signs on one stretch of road? (how much is one sign 4 to £800)

fuzzywuzzy, oxford says...
6:05pm Fri 21 Nov 08

Orchard, careful buddy, there's a lot of commentators on here who would be offended by your joke (see the rugby players 'safari bop' story). Personally, it made me chuckle! But then so did this story - pointless yellow lines OM? Pointless story more like. The council obviously had a load of yellow paint left over so decided to fill a few odd gaps up. Anyone got any more amusing traffic related tales to brighten up a Friday evening?

dapper dan, oxford says...
8:00pm Fri 21 Nov 08

Does Ross Johnson realise he's illegally parked his blue car on those double yellow lines? Anyway, what's the fuss about, you could get 5 or 6 of those cars on the double yellow lines in the picture so they're obviously worth putting there to stop an access being blocked.

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Ross Johnson with the 3ft-long double-yellow line outside his home in Wharton Road Lines in Michael Street Sportrs reporter Kieren Bushness with lines in MillStreet

Ross Johnson with the 3ft-long double-yellow line outside his home in Wharton Road

Lines in Michael Street

Sportrs reporter Kieren Bushness with lines in MillStreet



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